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Monday, August 29, 2005

Rancho Mastatal Newsletter July 2005

STOP! TAKE A DEEP BREATH. FORGET WHAT YOU ARE DOING. TAKE 10 MINUTES TO ESCAPE TO ANOTHER WORLD. IT WILL MAKE YOUR DAY BETTER THAN IT OTHERWISE WILL BE. Another newsletter out on time. Another big thank you to BRIAN O’ROURKE. Unfortunately for us, and luckily for his friends and family back in the States, Brian will be taking some months away from the Ranch to head north to attend a few weddings, including his brother’s in MT and ours in NY, and see friends and family before once again gracing us with his presence in Mastatal towards the end of the year. Brian is the last to depart of a stellar crew of core volunteers that worked and learned with us during the last 6 weeks. They are making way for two large groups heading our direction in the coming days and weeks, the first from the University of Peace (UPeace) here in Costa Rica and the second from the University of Washington (UW), Bothell Campus in the State of Washington, USA. UPeace’s visit will be their first to the Ranch. LIZ FALK, a former Ranch intern and a student currently working towards her Masters in Natural Resources and Sustainable Development at UPeace convinced her professors and colleagues that the Ranch’s activities could provide an invaluable learning opportunity for everyone involved in her program. Efforts to establish the University for Peace began at the United Nations under the leadership of then President of Costa Rica, Rodrigo Carazo. On December 5, 1980, the General Assembly of the United Nations adopted a resolution which set out in its annex the International Agreement for the Establishment of the University for Peace. The Charter of the University forms part of that agreement. Kofi A. Annan, Secretary-General of the United Nations, is the Honorary President of the University for Peace. It should go without saying that we are ecstatic about this opportunity and trust that this will be the commencement of a long-term relationship with UPeace. The soon-to-arrive UW group is being led by DR. CHUCK HENRY, a Senior Lecturer in Environmental Sciences at UW. He will be assisted by DR. SALLY BROWN, Research Associate Professor in the College of Forest Resources and DR. SUSAN BOLTON, a hydrologist in the Forestry Department at UW’s Seattle Campus. The program is a comprehensive study on sustainability and will introduce students to sustainable practices, environmental assessment, and international culture, and will include a service-learning component in which students will design and build a project in Mastatal. The crew will be with us for almost the entire month of September, keeping us plenty busy before our upcoming visit to the States on October 1.

Before wrapping up, we’d like to take this opportunity to send our love and best wishes to RYAN FERESTER, a long-term volunteer who recently and regrettably contracted Dengue Fever. He’s on the mend and is due back in Mastatal in the coming days. We’re anxious to have him back amongst our ranks as his energy, smile and active backside are all sorely missed. We’d also like to welcome back two Ranch veterans, ERIN HANLON and MEGHAN VITA. Erin will be in Mastatal for a number of weeks working on an academic project while Meghan is here for a quick visit before beginning her work with Americorps in Seattle next month. September promises to be a ballbuster. The new house, a large university group, an ensuing wedding and life in general in Mastatal. Oh yeah. One last things worth mentioning. Finally, Robin is back making jewelry. Get in line. We hope that you’ll come and pay us a visit soon.

Timo


This month's update includes:
RM Program News : UVM Crew
Conservation Update : Management Plan and New Director
Building Report : 3-D Vision
Volunteer/Guest Gossip : Anything for Love
Community Facts/Stories : The Rockin’ Salon Comunal
Comida Corner : Creamy Italian Dressing
Inspirational Impressions : Real Success


RM Program News : UVM Crew

We were just recently visited by a very enthusiastic student group from the University of Vermont, led by Hector Sáez. Hector wanted to make sure that his students could really recognize and grapple with some of the issues in a place like Mastatal. Each of them will be writing papers based on what they experienced here. Bayo decided to take a closer look at community health, including social, mental, and physical health. He is examining why it is supported with the way that it exists in this setting and how it supports a healthy way of living. Mike and Marisa are investigating the cultural implications of US volunteerism in Mastatal and the rest of Costa Rica. Caroline is delving into traditional medicines and different ways of feeling and how that fits into Mastatal. She will be doing a comparative study between new and old medicines while thinking about whether or not Mastatal would want a health center in town. Dana is looking at the healthcare needs of women in Mastatal and in general throughout rural Costa Rica, what is and what is not necessary for them. Caitlin and Shannon teamed up to explore successful education-based approaches in order to foster sustainable rural community development in Costa Rica, Mastatal in particular. Mark is studying traditional building (especially cob) and its importance to the environment and community here as opposed to the concrete buildings that are scattered throughout town. Jake, the businessman of the group, is looking at how Rancho Mastatal has affected this place economically, and how tourism (mainly eco-tourism) has affected other communities in Costa Rica. Since it is difficult to fully research these topics in a matter of weeks, Hector is hoping that they will find a framework in the literature they have read and find studies from other people and places to help them along. The students will take what they have learned here, struggle with it a little bit, and learn how to recognize these issues and think about them systematically.

They went above and beyond what was expected of them, managing to help a great deal around the community as well as the ranch. Thank you Bayo, Mike, Marisa, Caroline, Dana, Caitlin, Shannon, Mark, Jake, and Hector for a visit truly worth remembering. You were all amazing with your help in the kitchen, dancing in the cob mixes (cow dung and all), building the waddle and daub walls, keeping Jeannie’s spick and span, cleaning and decorating the community center, making tamales for the dance, digging ditches for better drainage of the soccer field (amazing job… that was some major grunt work), milking cows, making all of us laugh, and always lending that extra hand whenever it was needed. Even though your visit may have only been a week and a half long, this community (including us) will miss you immensely. Your presence here was worth more than could be reflected by measured time. We’ve also got some new yoga moves to try out now thanks to you… the Houdini, Angry Dolphin, and much more. Hopefully when you are all done, you will come back and see us again. Thanks again everyone for a great stay.

Brian O’Rourke


Conservation Update : Management Plan and New Director

I recently participated in a 2-day meeting with the Ministry of the Environment (MINAE) about La Cangreja National Park’s Management Plan. This was the last of a series of meetings having to do with community participation in drafting the Plan. It’s been quite a process with contributions being made from a wide array of groups and individuals. It’s a mini-miracle that the Plan has come so far in such a short amount of time. Most protected areas in Costa Rica, even those that have been around for decades, still have not completed their Management Plans. And here we are, La Cangreja only 3 years old, and we are reportedly only months away from finishing ours (never mind that Costa Rican law says that Management Plans must be completed within 6 months of an area becoming officially protected). We would like to congratulate the Central Pacific Conservation Area (ACOPAC) office of MINAE and their workers for taking the initiative to bring the communities of Mastatal, San Miguel, Zapatón, Salitrales and La Fila de Aguacate to the table to partake in this monumental task. It is a fine example of collaborative involvement and one that could be emulated throughout the country. MINAE seems to be learning from past mistakes in managing some the country’s other national parks. The final draft of the Management Plan will include ideas and suggestions from the people that the park will most be affecting. The final presentation of the Plan will take place at the Fundación Ecotrópica installations near the entrance to the park in September. We are looking forward to its unveiling. The chance to sustainably development this park and our communities is a once in a lifetime occasion. The future of our area will be molded in many ways by the ideas that will be solidified in the coming weeks.

During this past weekend’s planning session, we received some unfortunate news. The current MINAE director of ACOPAC, Rafael Gutierrez, will be heading for greener pastures on September 15 to become director of a the Central Volcanic Conservation Area (ACCVC) which encompasses Braulio Carrillo National Park, Guayabo National Monument, Poás Volcano National Park, Turrialba Volcano National Park, La Selva Protected Zone and other protected areas . He will be taking with him our good friend Miguel Ángel Rodriguez, the current manager of conservation areas for ACOPAC. We are genuinely sorry to see both go as they have done a more than respectable job helping to manage our new park La Cangreja. Miguel has been one of our closest allies during the past 3 years and his hard work was critical in achieving our private wildlife refuge status two years ago. We would like to wish both Rafael and Miguel the best in their new positions and hope that their replacements will be as competent and interested in protecting the welfare of our forests, animals and communities.

Timo


Building Report : 3-D Vision

Our hands and feet have never stunk so badly in our lives, yet our smiles remain intact, and the only tears that fall are due to insane amounts of laughter. That could only mean one thing… it must be waddle and daub season! That means we are now adding to our mixes a little more clay, shorter lengths of straw (which is much easier on our hands), and everyone’s new favorite ingredient: cow poop! Usually, some of the local cattle ranchers will leave their cows overnight in a corral for us so that their excrement all collects in one area. They then shovel it into large sacks for us to pick up in the morning before building. Occasionally, we even have the rare opportunity to accept and complete the covert mission of raiding the corrals and secretly shoveling the doo-doo ourselves. It is then back to the worksite so that we can stomp it into a nice mixture with our feet, shape clumps of the mixture into bricks, and then work those bricks by hand into the woven bamboo walls on the front of the new structure. With the waddle and daub walls being much thinner than the bedroom walls, we can see an unbelievable amount of progress in a single workday. The mental vision and two-dimensional sketch on paper are shaping into an incredible three-dimensional reality.

Meanwhile, the new shower and composting toilet area is looking fantastic. Roger’s expertise in the world of lime led the way through the plastering and lime-washing of the area. The walls are a rustic orange and are highlighted by two green snakes, all very natural earthy tones. After seven coats of lime (plaster and wash) over several weeks, we are very content with the results.

It seems like so much has been coming together within the past month or so. Robin has even more to smile about as Roger and Timo finished building her a new workbench. The finished project is well beyond professional quality, prompting Robin to say “(gasp) it’s absolutely beautiful. I’m going to feel awful when the first piece of metal burns a small hole in it.” Little did she know that the prior knowledge of this occurrence was worked into the design; it will only make it look more like a fine piece of antique furniture.

Brian O’Rourke


Volunteer/Guest Gossip : Anything for Love

“I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that” ---Meatloaf

That? What might “that” be? Those familiar with the physical appearance of this fine singer might conclude that “that” would have to be something completely outrageous as the light of love rarely shines into the dark recesses of Meatloafian men. Eat tempeh? Reveal his man-breasts? Munch scat? What won’t he do for love?

Everyone has his or her opinion, and frankly it hardly matters the answer to this riddle as much as it matters that the folks here at Rancho Mastatal have the time and pace of life to debate such queries. People come here for all sorts of reasons but all instantly find their inner clock slowed down a tick. Suddenly, in the absence of too much stress and hustle, some extremely interesting interactions begin to blossom.

Whilst stacking caca-filled cob blocks on the side wall of Tim and Robin’s future home, participants decided to rename themselves “poop names.” S!@*brick One and Two, Scat Boy, and Squirts were just some of their creative genius. Laughter served as much to soothe their souls as it did their noses on that fine afternoon. And the house is looking great.

The giant group of volunteers (including a number of extremely handsome gents) has recently been dwindling. Goodbye to Noah, Kelly, John, Colin (Poop), Maggie, Ashley, Marissa (where’d ya go?), and anyone else I may be forgetting. We are enjoying a fairly laid-back week in anticipation of the arrival of a group from The U of Vermont this Sunday. There has been an air of boys versus girls at the Rancho as the men recently have been growing extremely light in their loafers. Despite their fairy, er airiness, the men managed to clobber the girls last night in a game of Cranium.

In summary, things at the ranch are flowing smoothly and we are all thankful to be in this environment with the fine folks of Mastatal. It is such a nice balance of Ultimate Frisbee, work, extravagant meals, projects, games, river trips, flaming flatulence, the "Pulperia", stinky bodies, more extravagant meals, an Imperial, some yoga, meditation, a distasteful conversation or two, the waterfalls, a spiritual debate or two, and a nice quiet session in the composting toilet that God is surely smiling down on this place. And the women of Costa Rica are all smiling at Roger who is sporting his first-ever trimmed and shaped beard (he’s taken, ladies!!).

Ryan Ferester


Community Facts/Stories : The Rockin’ Salon Comunal

In April’s newsletter, this section contained the following quote: “that massive concrete structure that we love joking about blowing up has finally started to win us over.” At the time, Susan, her UW students, and local elementary and high school students were painting murals on the walls throughout the inside of the Salón Comunal de Mastatal (a.k.a. the community center). An extraordinary amount of work done by countless hands over the past few weeks has enhanced their work towards the beautification of a once lackluster building.

The latest project has been improving the entrance to the building. The first step was accepting the generous donation of a bunch of teak poles from a local teak farmer named Edemar Bolaños. Teak is a readily available, durable and relatively inexpensive wood in our area (and yes, it is not native). A stronger core grows within a softer layer of wood, and the denser, harder core then grows outward (making them extremely heavy). After these poles were cut and skinned, someone needed to carry them out of the jungle. The first crew of people to tackle the transporting the teak task included Chepo, Timo, Roger, Colin, Levi, Ryan, and myself. After parking the red truck, we trekked down a hilly and very muddy road to the property with the poles. The first one that we decided to move took all seven of us. We lifted (with our legs not our backs) the most gargantuan of donated teak onto our shoulders. The weight shifted on every turn, slope, divot, and mud-pit as we slowly hauled it back to our parking spot a half-hour away. Thinking the smaller poles would be much easier, we split into smaller teams. The load seemed to have multiplied, but we all marched on… sweating, grunting, and even singing songs while pretending to be strong men. Seven people, four hours, seven poles (a little more than half) moved to the community center. The rest would be moved later by the usual suspects, downsized.

Gilbert Vindas, who does some amazing work here at the Ranch, then led the way at the community center. With Chepo at his side, he managed the deconstruction of the old entrance and the assembly of the new one. This work included a new foundation for the teak poles (with a concrete base), putting the poles in place, creating a frame for the roof, and then nailing each piece of the metal roof in its proper spot. This process took a few days, and Gilbert did receive some help from a few locals and some hands from the Rancho.

This all occurred in preparation for the Mother’s Day dance that Mastatal just recently hosted. The building was already looking much better, but there was much more work left to do in hopes of a successful event. The community really came together in an impressive effort to make everything happen.

The UVM students (see above) did a wonderful job cleaning the center and just helping with anything that needed it. The students, volunteers (Ryan, Michelle, Erin, Carey, Brian, and Roger), Timo and Robin, and a large portion of the community all did their part Friday evening and Saturday morning. A few of the local guys killed a giant pig for the pork roast (while many of us watched with mixed reactions). An enormous tamale production line soon materialized with people heating big leaves over a fire to make them flexible, making the actual tamale, wrapping the tamale in the leaves, stoking the fire for a large pot of boiling water, and boiling the wrapped tamale. In the kitchen, Robin, Lili, Kattia, Mireya, Lidiet, Mariana, and Maritza would be busy selling these tamales and the rest of the food that they were cooking throughout the weekend. The bar stayed busy as well while Roger, Caraca, Junior, Pichy, and Alex were cracking open visitors’ Imperials and pouring Guaro, giving Seco the break he needed to sport his bling-bling. The students and volunteers also made a huge difference in the presentation of everything by hanging some gorgeous flowers on braided grasses throughout the building and around the teak poles. This all made for the most aesthetically pleasing dance the Salon Comunal has ever seen, all thanks to some true community effort.

The mood at the dance was a happy one. It seemed like a non-stop flow of people was streaming through the building all night, and nobody could help but get a little funky on the dance floor to the pumpin’ beats of Discomovil Zeus (the hired DJ). All in all, the sports committee (who sponsored the event) was able to profit $423. This money will be used to purchase new jerseys for the soccer team and to improve the town’s soccer field. We’re also hoping that maybe it will be used to buy the odd broom, a few new cutting boards, and some new knives for future events so that ours no longer crumble on pork bones like weak teeth biting into a large diamond. In any case, it really is great to see so many people getting involved with so many different pieces of the interlocking puzzle that make up this type of event, and to see it come together and run so smoothly and successfully. COMMUNITY center indeed.

Brian O’Rourke


Comida Corner : Creamy Italian Dressing

Are Cobra and Downward Dog making your tummy growl? Are you ready to treat that animal within who is just begging for some healthy food for the body and mind? Toss yourself a fresh salad or even cook up some pasta, and mix in the wisdom that we found in The Yoga Cookbook (from The Sivanda Yoga Vedanta Centers).

Ingredients:
½ cup white beans, cooked (or try chick-peas)
6 tbsp olive oil
1 tsp dried oreganoPinch of dried dillweed
3 tbsp lemon juice
1 tsp salt
½ tsp pepper

Put the white beans in a food processor or blender and blend until smooth.
Add all the remaining ingredients and blend again until smooth.
If necessary, thin with water or more oil to the desired consistency.
Chill before serving. Buen provecho!


Inspirational Impressions : Real Success

“To laugh often and much, to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children, to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends, to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others, to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch… to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded!”

-Emerson


That’s all for now (deep breath). See ya next time.


Abrazos,

Tim, Robin, Brian, Ryan, Roger and the Crew

Rancho Mastatal Newsletter June 2005

For the first time in many months we’re actually getting this newsletter out before the loosely defined deadline. The central reason that we’re able to achieve this miracle this month is because of the enthusiasm, resourcefulness and motivation of our current volunteer reporting and editorial staff led by BRIAN “SPARKY” O’ROURKE. As mentioned at the end of our last update, Brian has taken the initiative to assure that we maintain the quality of our content without sacrificing the number of newsletters that we send out each year. He rocks, just as he will be on our wedding day. This former DJ is putting together the post-band music selection for the festivities on October 15th. We also owe a special thanks to NOAH BUHAYAR, an easy entry into our volunteer Hall of Fame, and definitely eons away from our soon-to-be expanded Wall of Shame, for his contribution to this month’s update. Noah spent a few months with us here in Mastatal after AARON WESTGATE, another future Hall of Famer and soon-to-be Yestermorrow intern, recommended that he spend some time with us during his forays through Costa Rica. Thanks Aaron, we’re indebted; Noah is by all definitions a goodin’ as we say around here. And Noah, all the best during your upcoming year in the US Tropics and we’ll be thinking of you often as you make your way to Osorno, Chile to commence your Fullbright. Buyay!! Maybe, just maybe, we’ll see you down that way before you head back north in a few years.

And lastly, an expression of gratitude to JOSH EPSTEIN and ERIN GAINES for their witty and hilarious literary donation to the Volunteer/Guest Gossip section of this month’s newsletter. Aside from all of this, we’ve had an amazing and productive crew of workers these past few weeks anchored by a heroic core of long-term volunteers. “Mil gracias” to RYAN FERESTER, ROGER, MICHELLE LEYTON, Sparky and COLIN MCGREGOR for all of your serious ass kicking. And more thanks to Josh and Erin for getting the kick wheel functioning for all of the potters that pass through our doors from this day on. We’ve been building, building, building away as we prepare for the arrival of our next group, a class from the University of Vermont headed up by HECTOR SAEZ, due in on August 7. Let’s hope that they bring their umbrellas and waterskis as the rainy season has kicked into high gear in these here parts. Roger and I have even made headway on Robin’s jewelry bench this month. For all of Robin’s jewelry devotees out there, soon, very soon. Other than that, life is good here in Tropidise. Until next time, be well and be swell. Hasta pronto.

Timo


This month's update includes:
RM Program News : The Legend of Buck
Conservation Update: Sloth, Leisurely Reminder
Building Report: La Choza and New Hangout
Volunteer/Guest Gossip: A Little Gamey (Mad Libs)
Community Facts/Stories: The Shape of Our Roads and Contributing Factors
Comida Corner: Botanical Burgers (and Lime Tarragon Mayonnaise)
Inspirational Impressions: And the Sign Says…


RM Program News: The Legend of Buck

I recently had the opportunity to sit down with Buck over a cup of coffee. He has become an important part in the research of insect-life here in Mastatal and will hopefully continue to increase our knowledge of these critters that share our home. What began as a structured interview between near strangers turned into a friendly conversation between colleagues. Here is a little taste of Buck’s world to sweeten your own cup of joe…

Before settling into a tenured position in the environmental science department at the University of Washington at Tacoma, he attended the school for math at Claremont, taught in Los Angeles, got his Masters at USC in applied math, taught in Germany, and worked for his doctorate in zoology at UW. After earning his PhD in 1997, he did some post-doctoral research. The focus of this research was reducing pesticides on crop plants, using field experiments and math models throughout the study.

Buck worked closely with a professor from Brown who led him to Washington. Before this time, Buck was known as John Banks (apparently the name he was given at birth). His mentor from Brown would always call him “Young Buck,” and the word “Young” slowly disappeared from the nickname over time.

In 2002 or 2003, Buck met Tom McDonald (a.k.a. Tiburon) in Seattle. As Tom has a tendency to do, he mentioned and spoke very highly of Rancho Mastatal (thanks again Tom). Buck came to check it out in 2003, liked what he saw, applied and got approved for a research grant, and returned with Tom, Patty, and Miriam. In 2004, he developed his first research crew to come to Mastatal and examine insect biodiversity around crop areas, and they compared it to biodiversity in forested areas and the fringes between the two. Although the make-up of the diversity in each area may differ, the group found that there is actually as much diversity in the croplands as there is in the fringe and the forest. This year, Buck came down with another crew and examined movement in the insects to discover what causes these patterns.

We’re keeping our fingers crossed in hopes that his most recent application for a research grant will be approved. If so, he’ll be able to come back at least six more times with groups for more incredible studies. Ideally, he would return for a project using GIS to study large-scale land use and see how it relates to plant and insect diversity on the ground. He’s also interested in a larger study in the national park just up the road because of the habitat diversity within and the lack of information that has been collected there so far.

The reason that Buck likes bringing groups to Rancho Mastatal is because he likes to expose them to the people and the energy here that he considers extremely difficult to find in other places. He loves bringing students to a place that allows them to explore the environment, social issues, international relations, as well as the way other people live. To him, this is all extremely important for a cross-cultural program. We couldn’t agree more, and we appreciate the fact that he thinks of Mastatal as a place that does encompass all of this. Thanks again Buck for everything you do for us.

If Buck was an insect, he would want to be a bioluminescent click-beetle. He first saw one two years ago by a waterfall and just thought that it looked really cool. This beetle has two giant glowing eye-spots on the back of its head and actually glows in the dark. Buck the Bioluminescent Click-Beetle. It has a nice ring to it. You may see one out partying one of these nights at your local cantina, but never after 10PM.

Brian O’Rourke


Conservation Update: Sloth, Leisurely Reminder

A couple weeks ago, Liz looked out from the front porch of the main house and spotted a sloth slowly climbing a tree on the Rancho’s property. Everyone jumped out of their chairs to watch the 3-toer through a sunny drizzle. For many of us, it was the first time we had seen a sloth in the wild. For Tim and Robin, it was a refreshing reminder that the actions they have taken have all been worth it. The sloth worked his way to the top of one tree, grabbed onto the branches of the next one, and continued on through Mastatal’s forests at an extremely slow pace. The time here often seems to fly by, whether that is because of all the hard work that everyone puts in, the fun that everyone has, or just because of the awe that this place can induce. Our new visitor reminds us to slow down every so often, even for just a couple minutes, just to observe and absorb our surroundings. The results of past decisions made by Tim and Robin can be seen every day by those of us who take the time to look around. Sometimes that can be forgotten as we are focusing on the daily results that occur in the woodshop, at the worksite, in the community, or even in the kitchen. Even with all of these amazing natural building and various other projects occurring, they have an amazing stretch of forested land that they protect and sustainably manage. Hopefully, these random visitors will stop by more and more frequently. Or maybe they’re already here, and we just need to look around a little more often.

Brian O’Rourke


Building Report: La Choza and New Hangout

Morale remains high at the building site as the choza’s cob walls continue to rise fast. The lintels are in place, the living room and patio floor constructed, the shower and composting toilets lime plastered and washed, and the waddle and daub walls soon to be woven. Many thanks to an excellent crew of volunteers and interns for the time and energy they’ve put toward this project.
Over the past few weeks, Robin has finalized the design for the new classroom and hangout space. The structure will center around a 24’ x 24’ room with work tables, benches for microscopes, a sink, shelving, and a projection wall. When not in use by groups, the furniture can be rearranged to accommodate yoga classes. Robin’s design also incorporates a secure and “breathable” bodega for storing equipment; a cob entranceway with benches, a table, and shoe rack; and a bamboo porch with rocking chairs, a game table, and hammocks. The roof will most likely have a clerestory to allow in natural light and four waterways for effective drainage. There has also been some talk of powering the building with photovoltaics, rather than hooking into the local electricity grid. If all goes according to plan, a framework and roof will be constructed in September with the help of MARTÍN COTO from Bambues. That way, groups arriving at the beginning of the New Year will be able to add their energy and experience to the project.

Noah Buhayar


Volunteer/Guest Gossip: A Little Gamey (Mad Libs)

A Little GameyMad Libs

At Rancho Mastatal we are (1. adjective) folks. We are vegetarian chefs, good-natured craftsmen, and open-minded (2. plural noun). So why is it that we indulge in competitive leisure activities with crude names such as Asshole, Bullshit, Shithead, and (3. ethnicity) (4. animal action)? It is because we are (5. adjective).

Martin Luther King Jr. cheated on his (6. relation). John Lennon was an arrogant prick at times, and Mother Theresa had a nasty (7. substance) habit. Just as Martin had a taste for women and Theresa a taste for powder, so do we have a taste for (8. noun).

It is this competitive tendency that has led to such occurrences as Ryan (9. adverb) slide-tackling Robin during last week’s (10. adjective) Frisbee match. It has also brought us to the deadly game of “Mafia”, in which murder and (11. nasty habit) are nightly occurrences.

However, please note that we are not always so void of (12. emotion, noun). Simply look at the righteous words of the recently departed Noah, who said “Thou shalt not take (13. body part, plural) so seriously.” Or, observe Ashley’s partner yoga sessions, which may resemble the cutthroat game of Twister, yet shift our goal from falling into an orgiastic (14. noun) towards discovering that everything in the universe is (15. number). Above all is the loving work environment that (16. famous couple) foster at Rancho Mastatal, inspiring us to create homes, meals and (17. plural noun) side-by-side.

So judge us not. After so much love and (18. verb ending in –ing), we can’t help wanting to kick a little (19. body part). Gaming is in our blood: we play everything from dominoes to capture the flag, from scrabble to horse-shit (20. activity). Even as we try to explain our passion for (21. plural noun) we turn this into a (22. singular version of answer to 21), for you see, we were born to (23. verb).

By Josh “The Boggle-Fiend” Epstein and Erin “I’m the Best” Gaines

Author’s Answers: 1.peaceful 2.adventurers 3.Egyptian 4.rat-screw 5.human 6.wife 7.coke 8.victory 9.atrociously 10.ultimate 11.deceit 12.compassion 13.Hearts 14.heap 15.1 16.Robin and Tim 17.art 18.caring 19.ass 20.dodgeball 21.games 22.game 23.game

Sparky’s Answers: 1.Smelly 2.red rockets 3.Ethiopian 4.Chingo nut licking 5.English 6.stepsister 7.cob 8.lube 9.haphazardly 10.shitty 11.biting poopy fingernails 12.ecstacy 13.nipples 14.compost 15.4 16.Roger and Kattia 17.empanadas 18.lime washing 19.kneecap 20.cranium 21.mafia 22.mafia 23.puke


Community Facts/Stories: The Shape of Our Roads and Contributing Factors

Another house drove by today. Sounds strange doesn’t it? For the past few weeks, huge flat-bed trucks have been passing through town to bring various communities new low-income houses. They basically haul a bunch of concrete slabs to a piece of land and throw a house up in a matter of days. They may not be the most beautiful or even healthy homes in the world, but they go up quickly and do not cost a lot of money.

They may, however, affect the community (and neighboring ones) in ways unplanned. Every loaded truck that comes through means more thick, treaded, and weighted tires digging into our local unpaved roads. It is the rainy season, and the roads have become wetter and softer. The bus that usually runs a daily route from Zapatón to Puriscal and back can not manage to make it up some of the hills. Anyone who wants to get into town for any reason may need to find another mode of transportation (which is often not an option) or make a long walk to the bus (which now starts after a forty-five minute walk up the road from Mastatal, a walk that would be extremely difficult for those with goods to carry, especially for those that live farther away than us). Many other vehicles, even trucks, have been having trouble traveling on these roads.

What is the solution? Dare I say better planning? The government has come up with something else: dump a few big piles of gravel in the areas that are becoming problematic and let the local towns figure out how to fix them. A group of volunteers from the Ranch recently accompanied Chepo and Bolivar to attempt to fix one stretch of road that was torn up by the flat-beds (one of which was stuck at the bottom of the hill as we were working on the repair). The repair work consists of shoveling the gravel from the piles and spreading it out across the slippery areas of the road. The problem is that the clay and mud sucks the gravel right back in, thus creating another slippery situation. We also dug pathways so that running water will stay on the sides of the road or even run off completely. These are temporary solutions to recurring problems.

If only we could convince everyone to build their own cob houses. Unfortunately, a common response to that idea is “I’d love a cob-house… if I can’t get a free concrete one from the government.” It’s tough to blame someone for saying that. The government will continue to dump blocks onto people’s lawns and build them their lego-houses without care for neighbors. It’s odd to think that they would build these homes for people with little money without thought of how they may adversely affect others who may rely on the roads for their income or livelihood. A pile of gravel can only do so much.

Brian O’Rourke


Comida Corner: Botanical Burgers (and Lime Tarragon Mayonnaise)

Oh my word! It looks just like real beef! It isn’t. Although the resemblance is uncanny, these nutritious and completely vegetarian burgers are the perfect treat for your local barbeque. Once again, the Rebar Modern Food Cookbook gives us something to flip for (pun intended).

Ingredients: 2 tbsp (30 mL) olive oil
1 yellow onion, minced
3 garlic cloves, minced
1 cup (240 mL) grated carrot
1 cup (240 mL) grated turnip
1 cup (240 mL) grated beets
1 cup (240 mL) grated zucchini, water squeezed out
2 tsp (10 mL) salt
1 tsp (5 mL) dried dill weed
1 tsp (5mL) cracked pepper
1 cup (240 mL) cooked brown rice
½ cup (120 mL) hazelnuts, roasted
2 tbsp (30 mL) soy sauce
2 tbsp (30 mL) nutritional yeast
2 tbsp (30 mL) minced tarragon
2 tbsp (30 mL) minced parsleyfresh breadcrumbs (optional)

Heat oil in a wide-bottomed pan and sauté onion until translucent.
Add garlic, grated vegetables, dill, salt, and pepper.
Stir thoroughly and cook for 10 minutes over medium-high heat, stirring regularly.
Transfer to a large bowl and cool.
Place cooled vegetables, rice, and hazelnuts in a food processor and pulse until coarsely combined.
Transfer to a large bowl and mix in all of the remaining ingredients. Season to taste.
Take a handful of the mix and test to see if it holds together. If not, add breadcrumbs, ½ cup (120 mL) at a time, until the mixture firms.
Shape into 5 oz (150 g) patties and sauté in olive oil until browned on both sides.A great choice of condiment for Botanical Burgers is a Lime Tarragon Mayonnaise (also from Rebar)… Take the following ingredients: - 1 cup (240 mL) regular, homemade or egg-less mayonnaise- zest of 1 lime- 2 tbsp (30 mL) minced tarragonand combine them in a small bowl and stir thoroughly. Serve or refrigerate for up to 3 days. Buen provecho!


Inspirational Impressions: And the Sign Says…

“WITH MAN GONE, WILL THEREBE HOPEFOR GORILLA?This sign stopped me – or rather, this text stopped me. Words are my profession; I seized these and demanded they explain themselves, that they cease to be ambiguous. Did they imply that hope for gorillas lay in the extinction of the human race or in its survival? It could be read either way.”

-Daniel Quinn’s Ishmael


See you next time.


Abrazos,

Brian, Noah, Josh, Erin, Tim, Robin and the Rest of the Crew

Rancho Mastatal Newsletter May 2005

The rains continue to fall hard, the trees continue to grow tall, we continue to build happily, and the giant toads continue to poop nonchalantly on our floors. We have yet to convince them to use the composting toilets, but then again, Rome was not built in a day, and our work here is far from being done. An amazing group of (bio for non-majors) students from Seattle U has come and gone, but their laughter continues to echo throughout the valley. In a span of ten days, they managed to inject us with a permanent chuckle. Thank you to ABI, AMBER, ANDIE, ANGIE, BETH, JERED, JUANITA, MARGARET, NICOLETTE, SHASTI, and SHEFALI for visiting our home and flooding it with cheerfulness. Thank you also to BRENDA and TIBURON for returning and to HEATHER for accompanying the crew… you all added to and often created the good times to be had. The Seattle U Crew also gave us some much-needed help reshaping the schoolyard and bringing it to life with some tough hands-on dirty work, and some even helped in the school itself with the English classes. The community is extremely appreciative. By the way, we’re still waiting for our round at the cantina. We did, after all, win Rancho Mastatal’s first-ever (and week-long) game of Capture the Flag. We hope the flag itself compliments BRENDA’s office nicely (complete with artwork of a fat parrot and a squid in underpants for each team), and we hope everyone is home safely and keeping those smiles shining. After their departure, we went back to cobbing full-force. With the walls shooting up faster than Pico’s red rocket (more on Pico later), it’s looking more and more like a house every day. ROBIN cannot wait for her favorite spot to return to its peaceful state and be home rather than the worksite. It is becoming a more tangible thought by the minute. Life is still good, and we’re all feeling pretty damn great around these parts. Hope all is well in your necks of the woods and hope to see you all around again sooner than later.

This month's update includes:
RM Program News : Permaculture Course for the Deaf
Conservation Update: Water Wars
Building Report: Classroom
Volunteer/Guest Gossip: Roger and Me
Community Facts/Stories: New Soccer Coach
Comida Corner: Oat (or Granola) and Brown Sugar Coffee Cake
Inspirational Impressions: The Mark of a Man


RM Program News: Permaculture Course for the Deaf

We’re currently speaking with Jenny Pell of Permaculture eminence about the possibility of hosting a Permaculture workshop at the Ranch for deaf people. The opportunity to bring this course to Mastatal truly hits home. Tim grew up with two deaf grandparents and spent part of his younger days teletyping to his grandparents, attending deaf mass, and being amazed at his grandmother’s ability to know when his sister was trying to sneak out of the house for some late night shenanigans. Her other senses were so heightened. She could feel doors open. The strobe light doorbell in her apartment was pretty cool too. Tim’s mother BONNIE grew up signing and she has been an important part of the deaf community in Binghamton, NY for many years. We’re hoping to convince her to join us for this workshop if it indeed becomes a reality. We’re hopeful to say the least though have quite a few details to yet work out. We’re so enthusiastic about the prospect of being a part of bringing the ideas and practices of Permaculture to this sector of the population. If you have any connections to the deaf community, please drop us a line so that we can send you more details. We’ll start getting on the word for the scheduled February workshop in the coming weeks.


Conservation Update: Water Wars

Over the past few years, there has been much talk about future wars being fought over water. Many suggest that these “water wars” can and likely will occur at international, national, and local levels due to problems with the quantity and quality of available water. The Worldwatch Institute (State of the World 2005) claims “water is never the single, and hardly ever the major, cause of conflict.” It can, however, surface existing tensions and possibly even worsen them. In the small town of Mastatal, we are concerned mostly with the local scale of water usage and politics. There seems to be very little probability of conflict that cannot be resolved.

All of the running water for Mastatal and next two closest towns, San Miguel and La Fila de Aguacate, comes from a natural mountain spring in nearby La Cangreja National Park. Nothing is added to the water and it is tested for cleanliness yearly by Susan and her students from the University of Washington. As long as there are no major climate changes or any other unexpected change to the spring and water system, there is no end currently in sight for the water supply. San Gerardo, a very small town just outside La Fila, is petitioning for access to the water. A recent earthquake shifted their spring (and water source) so that it is no longer usable. Luckily, the town is small enough to not make much of a difference in the supply.

In the dry season, there has been some concern over the current system’s water pressure. Often times, the pressure will be working properly in Mastatal, but San Miguel and La Fila will not have enough pressure to get any running water. People in San Miguel will then complain to the water-works man (Juanico), and his only option is to turn off the water in Mastatal. The Mastatal locals then get upset and start complaining, and the game of alternately shutting off the water in each town ensues. Meanwhile, La Fila simply does not have the numbers or ability to make competing claims, so they may go weeks without running water. This is the closest thing to water conflict that this area deals with, and it has already been resolved. Plans have been passed to tap into another spring in the park and to fix an outdated layout. It is expected that this project will rectify any problems with water pressure and hence its delivery to all of the served communities.

This kind of project is likely to attract some attention from other regions. There is a chance that La Gloria and Parrita may eventually want access to the same source, but officials have stated that this will not be possible within the scale of the new project. The prospect of sharing the water is frightening, but it seems that this will not become a reality for at least another decade.

There is very little small-scale conservation in the area simply because of the lack of education on the matter. Leaky faucets may continue to leak due to the fact that the nearest hardware store is hours away by bus, which would translate to the loss of a full day’s work just for a small replacement part. Locals would rather pay a slightly higher water bill for the month (which is already cheap). As long as the water is flowing, it is a resource that seems infinite and may continue to be used accordingly.

Costa Rica, as a whole, is extremely fortunate to have such a steady water supply. There are plenty of springs to provide drinking water. The rivers are used for waste disposal and hydroelectric power (to name a couple of the more common uses). There are constantly plans for new dams. What kind of effect will this have on the areas that use irrigation? Throughout the world, dams are known to have an adverse effect on flow patterns and water quality.

Ultimately, water simply cannot be managed for just one objective. As quality and quantity diminishes, more and more competing claims for the existing sources are bound to surface. For now, Costa Rica and Mastatal in particular seem to be safe from intense water conflicts simply because the resource is so locally abundant as well as being “protected” within the confines of the national park. Most disputes worldwide are actually settled peacefully, and The Worldwatch Institute even suggests that environmental cooperation, especially when dealing with water, is a potential catalyst for peacemaking. I’ll toast my glass of non-chlorinated natural mountain spring water to that.

Brian O’Rourke


Building Report: Classroom

With each group that passes through our doors, we realize more and more the need to separate our classroom space from our living spaces. Our intention prior to going back to the States last year was to build the classroom during the 2005 season, but after analyzing our situation during our foray in NY last October and November, we decided that it was more important to build a more private house for ourselves as we began to get concerned about our long-term health and as a result the health of our projects due to our relative lack of privacy. We certainly don’t regret our decision to first build the “choza”, but the 1-year delay in constructing the classroom has certainly made it glaringly apparent why we will not be able to wait yet another year for a dedicated study space. The new structure, like most others at the Ranch, will serve a multitude of purposes. First and foremost, it will be a comfortable, quiet space where professors and instructors can give lectures and hold class and where yoga enthusiasts can practice their art without the downward slobbery dog drenching their mats. Secondly, it will be a mostly undisturbed spot where students can conduct research, contemplate, and read, away from the bluegrass tunes that belt out of the main house’s stereo at all hours of the day. Lastly, it will provide an area where students and others can retreat to at night to either study or partake in late night activities away from our current sleeping quarters. The latter should appease those of us that need more than 3 hours of sleep to function the following day. The preliminary design incorporates cob, bamboo and wood (imagine that!). It features a large study/classroom, a smaller room for dedicated lab work, a secured area to store equipment, and finally some common hangout space featuring hammocks and nice views off to the forest. The leading site candidate is the old pineapple patch behind the composting toilet at Jeanne’s, though we still have some poking around to do before settling there. Robin continues to hone her designing skills and we’re looking forward to break ground on this new project, perhaps even before our trip to the States in October.


Volunteer/Guest Gossip: Roger and Me

“Lube me up,” he said with a twinkle in his eye, raising eyebrows, and a smirk that makes Jack Nicholson look like a B actor. But maybe I should start the story of our friendship a little earlier… On April 26th at approximately 5:00PM, I stepped off a bus in Mastatal. After swimming through a sea of students past wave after wave of button-up blue shirts, I found my way across the street to the Ranch. I still didn’t feel quite grounded. All of a sudden, a helping hand reached out in the form of an energetic, yet soothing English voice that simply said “hi, I’m Roger.” I was basically floating, and Roger was my life-vest.

Within a week, I was floating down the Rio Negro with an artificial life-vest keeping me from drowning in actual water beneath the Jesus Christ lizards running across the surface-water above. Meanwhile, the rapids kept Roger at pace until we reached the river’s end at a majestic waterfall. Our arrival at the waterfall meant lunch. Lunch meant hard-boiled eggs and river waterlogged chocolate cake. I don’t care much for eggs, so I was naturally the first to dive into the cake and ate more than my share. Roger took a nibble at the cake, but passed on it in favor of the eggs. We were picking up each other’s slack from the start. We fit better than a hermit crab and his new shell.

A couple weeks later, as the UDub students went off on an educational excursion, the rest of us scuttled away to Manuel Antonio. There were only two beds for Timo, Robin, Niko, Michael, Roger, and me, but Roger quickly discovered the joys of sleeping on the outside balcony and shared the idea with me. Every morning, large groups of white-faced capuchins crashed through the trees above in an attempt to witness the rare pearl that is our friendship. The morning tide would then carry us down to the beach where Roger would give me a look, hand me a bottle of sunscreen, and say “Sparky, lube me up.” The evening tide would carry us back inland where we would split a brownie sundae, share an Imperial forty, and Rog would teach me how to breathe fire.

The flame of camaraderie could have been easily extinguished as a nasty stomach bug, known locally as a pega, capsized me. Luckily, my life-vest would not fail as it has been guaranteed with a lifetime warranty. Roger sat at my side, nursing me back to good health. One day when I returned from the composting toilet, I noticed a giant plastic wang resting on my windowsill. It was labeled “lube” and had a note attached from Roger to cheer me up. He once again managed to keep my head above the murky waters below.

I know it sounds too good to be true. All relationships have their rough waters. Well, ours is no different. The night that I chose my favorite Costa Rican soccer club, the undertow was almost too much to overcome. Roger’s favorite team is Saprissa, and I chose La Liga. When the choice was made, he just glared at me and said, “Our friendship has just taken a very dark turn.”

It was nothing that we couldn’t overcome; we just had to ride it out. I’m not saying that we are undertow jockeys just barely managing to escape the underlying current that attempts to sweep our friendship out to sea. In fact, we have been sailing on crystal-clear and tranquil waters for weeks now. The horizon looks amazing, and I cannot wait to see what treasures lay ahead.

Brian O’Rourke


Community Facts/Stories: New Soccer Coach

The Mastatal soccer team’s oldest player, Gilbert Vindas, has recently hung up his player’s jersey once and for all in favor of the coaching whistle. The veteran becomes the town’s first coach in many years and now faces the challenge of training and disciplining a young and sometimes unruly club.

In goal, he must choose between two keepers that are only semi-reliable at best. Randall is the preference as the more stable of the two. He doesn’t make many mistakes, but is also rarely seen performing the spectacular. Marcos can also do the job and is slightly more agile, but has streaks of recklessness and poor decision-making. The team is relatively safe with either goalie as long as the rest of the players do their job (sigh).

Just ahead of the goalie stands the team’s core and only reliably constant squad: the defense. There are no decisions for Vindas to make here. The sides are guarded by a strongman with an eighties rocker hairstyle and a brilliant Englishman with flashy golden boots, Pichi and Roger. Holding down the fort in the middle is a solid wall made up of Alex and Timo, complete with canon-leg and battering-ram-head respectively.

Perhaps the most challenging task for the new coach will be finding one solid line-up of midfielders. The player positioning here varies from game to game based on attendance and behavior (both on and off the field). Sparky represents the attack-and-recover, steadier defensive portion of an oftentimes out-of-position crew. Greivin is an extremely skilled attacking middy with full-field eyes that compliments the front line perfectly. Caraca is highly skilled and talented, but also the team’s most undisciplined and out-of-position player, the Randy Moss of Mastatal. That leaves Seco, Jorge, Vinny, Jesus, and whoever is not wearing the goalie jersey between Randall and Marcos to fill the last spot. They all know how to play the game, but are not likely to be the difference-makers in any given match.

The frontline consists of two explosive playmakers, Frankie and Junior, and there is no need to reposition either player. Frankie is skilled and fast enough to finish his fair share of offensive opportunities and occasionally set them up. Junior is possibly the most talented athlete on the field in most games and is easily the team’s best finisher. He would be a great set-up man if he lifted his eyes more often, but does much more good than bad as it is already.

The bench consists of more players with knowledge of the game that does not necessarily translate into high-quality performance. They generally enter the game sometime in the second half and occasionally provide needed support, although they have also been known to assist in blowing hard-fought leads.

With the starters on the field for a full ninety minutes, Mastatal could beat just about any other town in the region. As it happens, other players do show up to play. Everyone gets their chance for some minutes before the game’s end, and unfortunately that often leads to many more lost offensive opportunities and defensive mistakes. Still, Vindas will continue to run the team as a family where everyone gets a chance, mirroring that small-town community feeling that Mastatal epitomizes. Victories have not been too difficult to come by without a coach, so everyone will be watching with cautious eyes. Whatever the outcome may be, Mastatal will pride itself on at least attempting to represent a more disciplined and cooperative team. It’s either that or mutiny.

Brian O’Rourke


Comida Corner: Oat (or Granola) and Brown Sugar Coffee Cake

This bad boy of desserts just rode in on a Harley from Deborah Madison’s Vegetarian Cooking for Everyone. It will slap your taste buds, and you’ll come back drooling for more.

Ingredients: 1 cup rolled oats, preferably non-instant (feel free to substitute granola)
¼ pound (1/2 cup) butter1-cup light brown sugar, packed
2 eggs at room temperature
1 ½ teaspoons vanilla
1-teaspoon ground cinnamon
1-teaspoon baking powder
½ teaspoon baking soda
½ teaspoon salt
1-½ cups flour
1 cup Pecan Streusel (see below)

Pecan Streusel: Mix the following ingredients together in a small bowl with your fingers or in a food processor until crumbly…

½ cup packed brown sugar
2 teaspoons flour
½ teaspoon ground cinnamon
¼ teaspoon grated nutmeg
3 tablespoons cold butter
2/3 cup chopped pecans

When you’re ready to get down and dirty with this bad boy:
Preheat the oven to 375 degrees.
Butter and flour a 9 x 13-inch baking pan.
Pour 1-½ cups boiling water over the oats and set them aside.
Cream the butter and sugar until light and fluffy, and then add the eggs one at a time.
Scrape down the bowl and continue beating until the mixture is smooth, then add the vanilla, cinnamon, and oats.
Combine the dry ingredients and stir them in with a rubber scraper or wooden spoon.
Pour into the prepared baking dish.
Cover with streusel.
Bake until a skewer comes out clean (about 35 minutes). Buen provecho!


Inspirational Impressions: The Mark of a Man “The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature is that he wants to live humbly for one.”

-Wilhelm Stekel (as quoted in The Catcher in the Rye)


I’d like to take this opportunity to express our sincere gratitude to Brian O’Rourke for his contributions to this month’s newsletter. Brian wrote the introduction, the Conservation Update, the Volunteer Gossip and the Community Story. He also added this month’s Inspirational Impression. Brian loves to write. You will be hearing from him again in future updates. Aside from his love of the written word, Brian has never lost an egg toss, ever. He kept this streak alive at the 4th of July party where with my help he took the crown once again. The locals couldn’t quite figure out why we were smashing all of our eggs in the middle of the road. Locos Gringos. Brian is working to convince us to keep the monthly format of the newsletter. He argues that it’s imperative to keep the Ranch community up to speed with our news more than 6 times a year. So far he’s succeeding. He will be with us for a few more months before returning to the States to attend a few weddings, including ours. He’s threatening to return to Mastatal towards the end of this year for another stint. We certainly hope that this is true. He’s been an amazing addition to our community. Thanks again Brian. Go ‘Cuse and Mark Your Face.


Abrazos,

Tim, Robin, Roger, Brian and the Crew